Once upon tiem, there was Cat. Cat was awesum. Cat likked 2 sit in sunshine, grum his fur, n chase lizerdz. But 1 day, Cat got lost. He meowd n creid, but he was lost. It started to rain, n Cat got caught in it. Cat was so sad becuz he was lost n lonly n hungry.
When rain let up, Cat found hisself on a college campus. He didn kno where he wuz or how 2 get home, tho. He cried and cried. Suddnly, the door opened! It was.................... a student!
She walked down teh steps n lookd at Cat quizzilly n happily. Cat meowed, hopping to get food. She smiled, but walked away. Moar students came out so Cat tried to get food from them. It wuz humiliating, for He wuz no ordinary Cat, he was CAPTAIN ROOIBOS OF TEH FELINE UPRISING! He wuz trained in marital arts, kutness, and stealth.
Asteh days n weeks wen by, moar people noticed him n he started using his kutness on dem. They were charmed instntly. 1 person bought him a bowel n gave him food every night. Other times, they would get college food